name’s Lamarr. I’m a 22 year old boy that loves boy butts and japanese robots

do you ever just wanna get bent over and get pounded relentlessly 

Just wonder traded two level 100 feebas away. I wish I could see the amazement / rage on the poor souls faces that receive them.

somehow I accumulated 607 balm mushrooms from restaurant Le Wow and I’m finally selling them after all this time. THEY’RE WORTH 3,793,750 POKEDOLLARS i’m officially a sugar daddy

I just ran into a shiny wingull whilst EV training. hahahaHAHAhhahhahHAhahha it’s so ugly but I caught it anyway (I swear if it would’ve messed up my ev spread I would’ve just ran tbh)

I’m breeding my last pokemon for my STEEL monotype team. I’ve always wanted to be a gym leader. I’d have a flexing contest with all of my challengers.

All I really want out of life is a boyfriend who will sit on my face for 10 hours a day.

just got back from the beach and I think I’m getting a little bit of a tan?? maybe. IT’S INEVITABLE. I’m gonna lose my silky vampire tone after all of these years.

so who would like me to throw a shiny pokemon/fully trained pokemon giveaway??

I’m craving toasted marshmallows so bad right now